I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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