Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
high people should be assigned attendants
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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