nut hugger
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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