You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
tell me about the eggs
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