This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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