He told me they were just razor bumps!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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