but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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