Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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