Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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