Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
