Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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