Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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