After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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