so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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