all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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