thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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