I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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