we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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