u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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