**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he shaved USA in his pubs
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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