When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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