life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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