I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
