Your dad touched me again.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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