ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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