Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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