i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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