Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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