The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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