wat bout pragnant strippers??
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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