Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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