it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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