ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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