I cockslap morals
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
