this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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