I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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