saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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