Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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