I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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