I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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