So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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