Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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