took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
