K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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