im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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