Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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