Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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