Got a toothbrush?
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
from now on my penis is your penis
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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