You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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