Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
