it's like her boobs came off with her bra
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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