she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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