you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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