then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My vagina just clenched in fear
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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