I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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