I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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