In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Operation Purity has been aborted
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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